The Christian Culture Survival Guide

I started reading this book yesterday. And four hours later, I finished it. This is the easiest reading book I have picked up in years. Maybe it was the witty deliver in which Turner tells his childhood Sunday School horror stories. It might be the fact that I laughed out loud several times from the undeniable truths of Christian culture stereotypes. Maybe it was the fact that I felt like I could have written this book myself. Whatever it was, I breezed through all 151 pages in very little time.

Turner points out several lists of things we should know about the Christian culture. For example:

1. When you think you're going to offend someone, you probably are. That doesn't mean that you stop what you're doing-just be prepared for the repercussions.

2. Criticism is rarely welcomed in a church setting. You can be as nice as possible, you'll be "criticized" behind your back for constructive feedback of almost any kind. (Editor's note: This rule does not apply if you're James Dobson or Rick Warren.)

3. Christians tend to make judgments first, and think about stuff second.

4. Most Christians have very little sense of humor; even when they "get" the joke and know that you were kidding-they will not laugh.

5. For the majority of people, you're never supposed to bring up religion or politics, but a Christian's politics is {often} his religion (and vice versa). found on page 74.

I find it funny that in one chapter he talks about the marketing "genius" that is Christian culture. He discusses the Christian bookstore phenomena and the selling of marketed Christianity. WWJD bracelets, Be Wiser (as opposed to Budweiser) T-shirts, and of course the Prayer of Jabez "anything." When he says anything he means it: Bibles, posters, CD's, even boxer shorts. It's insane.

The reason I found it funny that he specifically discussed Christian bookstores is that one major store has opted to refuse to carry this book. I for one am happy to have bought this book and was thoroughly amused by it. If you would like to borrow this book please let me know, or go out and pick up your copy. It is only $9.00

and that's my two cents.

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